I miss him. No, I don’t think I’m as clever, smart, or intuitive about how this fucked up society works, but I’ll give it a go. This is part one of, hopefully, an on going series. It all depends on how you receive it.
And, what the fuck is up with this Miss California bullshit, huh? Give me a fucking break, people. Let the poor woman be an idiot in peace, cause after all, if you yell and scream at the dumb ones they fucking like it! Yeah, come on. Yeah, you know it’s true. Have you ever yelled or cursed (not that I ever using obsence language because any old cuntbag can do that. It doesn’t impress me in the least. What impresses me are big Labia’s! Big fucking meat curtains…but that my friends, is for another discussion). But, have you ever yelled or cursed at a stupid person? I mean someone really fucking dumb, you know? The kind of dumb that even makes retarded people go, ‘What the fuck is wrong with that guy? They’re fucking retarded!’
Friends, if you can make a retarted person, a truely retarded person complete with shit draws and drool call you retarded, well…you have done something truely amazing. And, I only mention this because these little fucking princesses who all think that they have something to offer the world besides being fuel for teenage boys and grown men’s spank banks, well there on there way to being ass raped by a retarded kid who can run really fast.
You know that kid. The one you and the boys chased in middle school but could never catch. That fucker ran like the wind. Not cause he had natural talent, but because the fucker didn’t know any better. If you don’t know you can’t do something, then anything is possible.
Again, I digress.
So, this princess, this Miss California…I mean, come on…what did she say in the first place that has everyone (no, sorry. Not everyone. Some of us and hopefully some of you actually can have a discussion about world topics and not fly off the handle or feel ridiculed or tormented - well, that is unless your gay then I guess everything pretty much offends you). But, what the fuck did she actually say?
Miss California stated that in her opinion - that’s the key phrase folks. Listen carefully - that in her opinion she feels that marraige is the union between a man and a woman.
So far so good. Cause face it, if your wife’s invited to Joe and Bob’s wedding she’s going to drag you to it no matter how you feel. How about when that ‘and you may now kiss the fine looking, buck gentleman beside you.’ comes up, huh? First the awkwardness and then Joe comes up for air and his fucking mustache smells like Bob’s taint. Yeah, put that in your wedding album. (Oh and look at this one Aunt Betty. He’s so cute. I bet you didn’t think that I could fit both his balls in my mouth did you?)
(I’m kidding of course. Joe is the dominent in the relationship and would never allow himself to pleasure Bob in any way shape or form. Bob is a giver, that’s why they love each other. And, that’s the way is going to stay.)
So, Miss California states her opinion and a judge flies off the fucking handle. The judge - A Fucking Gay Guy, right? I mean is that perfect or what? I tell you what she should have done, she should have gone up to that fat little faggoty midget, pushed him around like only a strong woman can do, and flop her perfect titties and nicely manicured cunt right on his sperm covered face. That would have shut him up real nice, huh?
That’s why this Pagent shit should be on HBO. Yeah. Yeah, on fucking HBO where we won’t be limited to swimsuits. I want Miss Dirty Sanchez. I want Miss Strawberry Shortcake (and if you don’t know what that is, you’re a sad sad person and a degenerate). I want some fucking fun with these fucking premadonna asshole who think there so fucking pretty they don’t have to offer anything else to the general population except there fucking closed mind views on why thier opinion is better…
…no, again I digress…not better, but it is her opinion. Her OPINION. Should she have to apologize for what she believes in? Should the Jews have to apologize for letting Jesus head for the slaughter? Should Christians have to apologize for killing hundreds of thousands of people in the name of God throughout history? I don’t think so. It’s not going to happen. Let it go. Everyone no matter how fucked up it is has the right to make up thier own fucking mind on any given subject.
Now, the Celebrity, Overweight, Piece of crap faggoty blogger thinks otherwise. His people have been persecuted for centuries. Do you know how hard it is to get a hotel in Bethlehem when your cock smells like your brothers shit?
Ceasar fucked boys. The Greeks, love to fuck boys. It’s in the books, well not the books your children read. There censored. Can’t have too much of the truth or one day they might grow up and actually start to ask important fucking questions of those who run the fucking joint, huh? Yeah, can’t have that. Free thinkers belong on an island with the forementioned retards. Yeah…if left there long enough maybe they’ll cancel each other out and become just like the rest of society, right?
Bunch of fucking sheep. You’re all a bunch of fucking sheep.
But not Miss California. She made a statement, and now’s she fucking standing tall, looking at all you homo’s and standing by it. She’s Not Apologizing!
Me? Personally? I say let’em get married. There is nothing wrong with loving someone. It’s what we all strive for, it’s almost the entire reason why we keep on going on the miserable fucking planet. Love makes the world go round right?
Wrong! The sun coupled with gravity makes the world go round you stupid cocksuckers (no offense to the actually cocksuckers here).
But serioulsy, let them have their picket fences and thier children and thier dogs, fish, and cats. Let’em throw garden parties and bake extra large penis cupcakes for little Timmies birthday. Fucking let them have what we have and they’ll see, maybe not when it’s fresh and new, but later on, after a couple of decades and they realize that marriage ain’t all if cracked up to be. They’ll be fucking whining for annullments and a change in the law once again.
You know what I would say if I were that Judge? NO! You’re sucking his dick for the rest of you life. Now bend over and were going to rip out your ass hairs with tweezers and an acedaline torch just for wasting my fucking time!
Should Miss California have to apologize. No way. No how. Don’t wanna do it. She spoke her mind. She’s standing up for what she believes.
Should gay’s be allowed to marry? Of course.
And maybe, just maybe they fall in love and marry the retarded ones. Cause after all, they give the best fucking hugs. A little too tight for my liking, but hey…it’s the tight ones that say they love you the most.
(bow out)
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